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The Spirit Will Get You

Written by Angel Josephine

Type: Exchange quest
Level required: 0
Location: Farmine
Premium: Yes
Reward: 9550 experience and the ability to exchange the Old Cape and Coolie hat for addons for the Wayfarer outfit.
Duration: Short (< 1 hour)
Notes: You need to have access to the northern Zao


Brimstone Bug
Brimstone Bug
1300 HP
900 Exp
Death Blob
Death Blob
320 HP
300 Exp
Lancer Beetle
Lancer Beetle
400 HP
275 Exp
Lizard High Guard
Lizard High Guard
1800 HP
1450 Exp
Lizard Legionnaire
Lizard Legionnaire
1400 HP
1100 Exp
Mutated Bat
Mutated Bat
900 HP
615 Exp
Mutated Rat
Mutated Rat
550 HP
450 Exp
Mutated Tiger
Mutated Tiger
1100 HP
750 Exp
1100 HP
1300 Exp

Quest guide

From the Rebels' hideout follow this map to get to the ramp that leads up:


Around here you will find a NPC called a Cranky Lizard Crone. Ask him for a mission and accept it. You now need to find 3 Faded Last Wills.


You: Hi
Cranky Lizard Crone: Hello zere! Erm, iz... iz zere zomeone zere? Come clozer I can't zee zo good anymore.
You: mission
Cranky Lizard Crone: Yez, yez, I could need your azziztanze indeed. I am all alone, all on my own. But ZEY will not leave me in peaze. Zeir {zpiritz}, zey haunt me. Zeir {ghoztz} long for me. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: I need... you to bring me what zey are zearching. Zomezing I can give to zem zat ztopz zem from haunting me. In ziz beautiful {village} I have... lozt zomezing, yez. My {memory}, you know. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Zere are 3 {cheztz} zomewhere in zeze gorgeouz houzez you zee around you. You zee zem, don't you? My eyezight, you know. It iz fading. And I can't remember... which houzez zey were in. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: But YOU are young, YOU can zee, YOU can find zem. Each of ze cheztz containz a... paper. A {will}. From memberz of my poor dezeazed family. Pleaze get zem for me, child. Will you help me?
You: yes
Cranky Lizard Crone: Good, good, pleaze hurry. Don't take zo long, will you child.

Now head to the north west and go up the stairs. Around here there should be a box with one of the wills.


To get the second will, head south till you reach some stairs. Go up the stairs and grab the will in the box.


To get the third will you need to go back down the stairs and go further south. Here should be more stairs, go down and get the last will.


Head back to the Cranky Lizard Crone and report about your mission.

You: mission
Cranky Lizard Crone: You have returned, I azzume you found ze lazt of ze lazt willz, yez my child? Have you?
You: yes
Cranky Lizard Crone: Hahahahahahahaaaaaa. You did it. You brought it back. You did what I could not. What I waz forbidden to do. Bound to ziz plaze. Ze very ground I ztood on when dizazter ztruck. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: When everyzing waz ztill bright, ze houzez tidy, ze blozzomz blazing, ze waterz pure - I killed zem. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: I took care of zeir houzeholdz for zo long, zeir roomz, zeir bedz, zeir offzpring. I had enough. I could not ztand zeir fazez anymore. Ztaring down on me, adorning zemzelvez wiz decadenze. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Yez, I took care of zem one lazt time, each of zem. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: And when I waz done and it waz all water under ze bridge, I returned, to collect my reward. My merit, my payoff. If I got my hand on each lazt will, none would benefit from zeir wealz. And I would have my revenge. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: AND IT WAZ TAKEN FROM ME. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Zuddenly zomezing happened, ze zky darkened, ze world around me changed, all inhabitantz of ziz poor decal of a village died in ziz horrible cataztrophe. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: To zink zat I would've only had to WAIT. Inztead I ended up BURIED under ze remnantz of ziz dump. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: My goal moving infinitely far out of reach, I finally breazed my lazt. I died here all zoze yearz ago az well. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Bound to ziz zoil I waz reztlezz wiz ziz unfinished affair. And YOU, YOU achieved what I could not. You retrieved ze lozt willz and NOW I AM THE GAINER. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Haha, ha... ha. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Why... why do I not dizappear? What'z happening? ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Hmmm... what? Ziz lazt document readz zat... large partz of ziz one'z heir were meant for... me? He didn't know ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Zo ziz iz not about my revenge? I am here for... punishment? PUNISHMENT? ZIZ IZ YOUR FAULT HUMAN! BEGONE. LEAVE. Leave me. Leave me... alone.


Now you will be able to get addons for your Wayfarer outfit.

1st addon:

You: hi
Cranky Lizard Crone: Hello zere! Erm, iz... iz zere zomeone zere? Come clozer I can't zee zo good anymore.
You: old cape
Cranky Lizard Crone: Mh, I zee, well I probably darned more capez in my time than you wore in your entire life. Give it here, one more or lezz will not make a differenze, right?
You: yes
Cranky Lizard Crone: Hm, alright zen. Give me a minute. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Zo, zere you go. Now finally leave me be.

2nd addon:

You: coolie hat
Cranky Lizard Crone: Do I look like your perzonal hatter?! ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Well, on ze ozer hand, I do have zome experienze from my time working for zeze people. And zat hat surely needz a makeover. Care to give it to me?
You: yes
Cranky Lizard Crone: Alright let me zee. ...
Cranky Lizard Crone: Here you are. Now begone.